Remiel asks: So, after reading Gabriel's bio, how much do you want to bet he has a room that looks like a wizard's hangout, full of toys and maps and cool-looking rocks and stuff? Well, here's your chance to be a fly on the wall for once:
Scene: a conference hall in Heaven where the Archangels of the Presence are discussing a matter of spiritual warfare. In the middle of the discussion, they begin to notice a soft sound: zffffp, zffffp, zffffp. Cue the exchange of puzzled looks until Saraquael's eyes widen, and he says,
Saraquael: Oh, you're kidding. Gabriel found another
Wheel-O!
Raguel: Where'd you get that thing?
Gabriel: Gift shop at the Museum of Science.
Raguel: Oh, for crying out loud...
Gabriel: I love hanging out there.
Remiel: Now there's a surprise. If you imagine once a week he goes there and blows his allowance on some really cool tech toys, you'd be just about right. Every so often he comes back to Heaven with a plastic shopping bag and it's, "Raphael! Look! Sea monkeys!"
Michael: I thought maybe Satan gave it to him.
Saraquael: I doubt it. Gabriel annoyed him with the last
one too.
Raphael: Gabriel, can I see that for a moment.
Gabriel: Why?
Raphael: I just want to see it.
Gabriel: You're going to set it on fire again, aren't you?
Raphael: Well, only a little.
Remiel: He puts up with so much.
**ten minutes later**
Raphael: You're right, this is fun.
Gabriel: Can I have it back now?
Raphael: Get your own.
Gabriel: That is my own.
Raphael: Then get me my own and use that.
Michael: Has anyone seen where I left my sword of flame?
*ten minutes after*
Michael: Okay, so this is kind of fun.
Remiel: I'm already on one thousand ten.
God: This is getting ridiculous
*ten more minutes*
Gabriel: Do you have any more Wheel-Os in back?
Shop Owner: Only the eight on the shelf.
Gabriel: When are you getting in more?
Shop Owner: Are you a teacher or something?
Gabriel: I am! How could you tell?
Shop Owner: No reason. We get another shipment next week.
Gabriel: Who's your supplie----Oh! Is that hydrophobic
sand? I have got to have some!
Shop Owner: I saved some behind the counter for you.
Remiel: Personally, I'd rather have the Tub of Ninjas. He probably fills up his frequent buyer card every two months. Keep in mind that this is the same angel who has an observatory on the roof of his library, and says things like, "Sure, I could go there and see it, but just look at this telescope!"
And that, my friends, is why I tease him with the title
King of Geeks.