Satan Since there's no way I'm going to allow the Father of Lies to write his own introduction, I'll just do it in his stead. Satan began as the strongest of the angels, a Seraph, and at the time of the angelic winnowing, he rebelled against God and was defeated by Michael.
Greetings! I'm Lucifer, and this website took all of two minutes to hack, and that only because I was multitasking. Remiel can write whatever she wants here, but at least you should know there were reasons, and I don't think we did all that badly overall, if it took an act of God to dislodge us from our place in Heaven.
So I've taken the liberty of deleting the rest of her screed at my expense to point out that we've achieved something God clearly didn't expect. In order to win this one, God is going to have to change the rules. We fully expect that because God's a sore loser. Yes, that's a basic unfairness, and one we accept, but when it comes right down to it, making God change the rules is a sign that we've won something he never expected us to be able to in the first place.
The enemy forces are stunned by our victory. They've utterly failed to take action now that we've achieved the annihilation of an angel, leaving the door open for us to try it again. I have to admit I would have rather brought Gabriel over to my side, but since Gabriel remained stubborn all these centuries, he was the most satisfying choice for a first strike.
I'll leave you to wonder whom I'll choose next. It's tempting to go after Michael, but looking over the roster of the archangels of the Presence, it's like an all you can eat buffet. I hardly know where to start again once Mephistopheles refines the technique.
Well? What do you think? Go back to the "characters" page and scan that list of names and think carefully: which one do you think I would choose?