Question: Do angels have to keep kosher?
Answer:

Gabriel: Raphael, would you like one?
Raphael: Sure. It's pretty good. What is it?
Gabriel: Chocolate covered locust.
Raphael: WHAT?
Gabriel: It's technically kosher, because it was used in the Exodus.
Raphael: It's technically DISGUSTING and I've just decided to go drink bleach and scour out my insides with Brillo!
Gabriel: You're overreacting. Insects are a sustainable source of protein, with no fat content and very little moisture--
Raphael: You made me eat a BUG!
Gabriel: You thought it tasted good until I told you what it was.
Raphael: Would you like an apple with half a worm in it...?
Gabriel: Worms have slightly less protein content than locusts, but--
Raphael: Forget it. Where's the Listerine?